Life

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thebootydiaries

nice

lookinformylittlegirl

Nice? Uhh, We’re seeing the same thing right? A woman that still dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago?

thebootydiaries

am i reading this right? you have an ideology from 500 years ago?? thanks for saving me from my freedom to choose what i wear wow i owe you my life. 

im from a different time period when you’re the one with a daddy kink in 2016

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thebootydiaries

homie deactivated literally within a few hours

worsttextposts

“dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago” dead

thebootydiaries

he was right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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meladoodle

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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meladoodle

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

policygal

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.